Need to dial the ObamaCare hotline for whatever reason? Well, they have a phone number that you can't forget. Just pick up the phone and dial:
1-800-318-2596
If you need help remembering, it just remember that the 1 has no letters on the key. The remaining digits without the 1 spell:
1-800-FUCK-YO
This is probably just some oversight... Some sort of mistake right?
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| You're not really seeing this either... |
It could be. But if that's the case, what happens if you dial 1-800-FUCK-YOU?
Holy shit! That's the number to your new health insurance provider! Wow!
Could it be that no one has ever tried to get this phone number before? I'm sure that since the introduction of the Toll Free 1-800 number in 1967 that NO ONE HAS EVER TRIED to obtain this phone number. Really?
Okay, so maybe not EVERY 20-something start-up entrepreneur tried to get this phone number. But I'm sure a lot of them did. And I'm sure the phone companies were on to their little juvenile stunts. I am pretty certain that the White House probably had to purchase both of these phone numbers from a sex-line business, and they probably had to fight tooth and nail, and pay big money to acquire it.
Okay, so maybe not EVERY 20-something start-up entrepreneur tried to get this phone number. But I'm sure a lot of them did. And I'm sure the phone companies were on to their little juvenile stunts. I am pretty certain that the White House probably had to purchase both of these phone numbers from a sex-line business, and they probably had to fight tooth and nail, and pay big money to acquire it.
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| Would he do that? |
That couldn't be. It must be some sort of clerical error and/or technical SNAFU....
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| Yep. It's just a glitch |
Asshole...
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