Let us give thanks to the almighty government, for none of us plebes are capable of wielding a bucket of asphalt without the glorious presence of our lords and masters.
If the government does shut down, let us hope and pray they quickly resume the bombing of brown people so that the wheel alignments of our automobiles will not go out of whack prematurely.
If the government does shut down, let us hope and pray they quickly resume the bombing of brown people so that the wheel alignments of our automobiles will not go out of whack prematurely.
Amen.
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